stella's grooving no longer

i said that i would post on celebrity sociology didn't i?
well...
1.)apparently avril lavringe is wedding a 41 year old. does anyone else worry about the ensuing power dynamics of that marriage? will she not wake with regret one sad morning?

2.) the author of how stella got her groove back is divorcing her jamaican husband, claiming he was not truthful about his homosexuality and used her to gain american citizenship. how can a story that inspired so many middle-aged women around the country be a sham? because they always are. sorry oprah.

3.) gene wilder is apparently very angry about the new charlie and chocolate factory. he worries that it will ruin america's memories of childhood with what he's sees can only be capitalistic motivations for such a remake. he fails to see, as depp reports, that every single movie is made with hopes of a profit. there are no free fairy tales. also, the scriptwriter for the film never saw the original film; he based it entirely off the road dahl novel. so chill out gene, you really aren't the original wonka, it can be done again and quite frankly, i think you're just scared that johnny was better.

all this from ten minutes of procrastination & reading entertainment weekly.